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LOOKING SOUTH ALONG THE EASTERN SHORE OF LAKE HURON |
THE BULK CARRIER SPRUCEGLEN WAS ANCHORED ON THE NORTH SIDE OF GODERICH'S HARBOR |
THAT IS QUITE A BULBOUS NOSE ON THE BOW OF THE SPRUCEGLEN |
ALL'S I KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS IS THAT THEY ARE DUCKS |
Well, here it is Christmas Eve. In one way, shape, or form, I have spent 80 Christmas Eves on this Planet and it's not the first one I have spent by myself. There have been a few others over the years. The only thing that would have made this Christmas Eve better is if Kelly were still here in physical form. However, she is here with Pheebs and I in Spirit and I am comforted by that. So, Merry Christmas to everyone and to everyone a good night:))
IT LOOKED LIKE A CANADA GOOSE CONVENTION GOING ON OVER NEAR THE GRAIN TERMINAL |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he had for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal." Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."
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Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."
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Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something related to or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pockets and finds mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a candy cane, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" "They're Carol's."
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A film crew is on location in Kenya, when a tribal shaman approaches the director and says, "Tomorrow rain." The director pays no attention, but the following day it pours and shooting has to be delayed. That night, the director sends his assistant to bring the shaman back. "What will be the weather tomorrow?" asks the director. "Bigger rain tomorrow, much wind," and sure enough a terrible storm once again delays the filming.
But then the witch doctor disappears for a week and the director, now depending on him, sends his people out to find him and bring him back to camp. Finally, he is located and brought to the director's tent. "What will be the weather tomorrow?" asks the director in desperation. "No idea," says the shaman, "Radio batteries dead."
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Kelly's Corner
THE DAY WE BOUGHT THE BIG E IN MAY OF 2014 |
PICKING UP GOLD NUGGETS IN CALIFORNIA'S CARGO MUCHACHO MOUNTAINS WEST OF YUMA ARIZONA |
ON THE BANKS OF THE SWANEE RIVER IN FLORIDA |